And we leave you with a belated and un-Christmasy Christmas thought given to us
by none other than that the liberal-blasting, knock-you-off-your-seat Ann
Coulter, as posted on her Web site last week. Stand back, people, here it
comes: "To The People Of Islam: Just think: If we'd invaded your countries,
killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! Merry Christmas." When we asked Coulter
what the response was to this little ditty, she e-mailed us: "It's a big hit!"